Anyone who plays with the Post Bar knows that there are often various great figures in the Post Bar, such as Jia Junpeng who goes home for dinner, an anonymous netizen who writes notes about grave robbery, and David Cook who sings millions of songs about diaosi. But these great gods are all too familiar to everyone. Today, I will introduce some unfamiliar gods to you. I believe that after you have seen them, the three views will be completely subverted.
1. A screenshot of an action movie will let you know her name and her great god-Sister 5.
In the history of Post Bar, Sister 5 is definitely the god of gods, because she has a godlike research on all kinds of action movies. It is said that a few years ago, the bar friends could tell Sister Wu’s name and serial number as long as they gave her a video screenshot and cover of any action movie actress, and there was no mistake.
In that era when there was no map-reading website and no searcher, Sister 5 naturally became the real goddess in the hearts of otaku. So until now, Sister 5 is still regarded as a god-like existence by many old people.
2, body color, feeding, species … the ant bar knows everything about ants-—Snowkings
For many people, ants are nothing special except crawling around and liking sweet things. But that’s just your personal opinion. And after reading the post posted by the ant bar god Snowkings, you won’t think so.
In the post posted by Snowkings, it introduces interesting information such as ant categories, eating habits, etc. For example, ants are divided into Turk-backed ants, turtle ants, giant fierce ants and so on. However, the ant category is not the most special. The most special thing is feeding. For example, the steps of feeding the ant are "honey water once a week, feed a few drops less, and then give it after eating, so as to avoid the residue sticking to the coolie. Breadform actually depends on the mood, usually once a week, one at a time, cut into three sections. I saw that the leftover shell was thrown out and fed again. "
3, 2 years old behind a scar, 4 years old to do business, 12-year-old Guangzhou Shoubazi … Li Yi Bar is the best braggart in the whole network-Jane Erhammer.
In everyone’s opinion, bragging doesn’t require any skills, except blowing. But you are wrong, because when you look at the simple hammer that is the best braggart in Li Yi’s bar, you will know that braggart also needs skills, and it takes talent to brag badly.
Not much to say, excerpts from some cows that were blown by Jian Er Hammer in those years will give you an eye-opener. "I heard people say that I boasted B two days ago, but I didn’t want to pay attention to it, but when I thought about it, it was not good for my reputation! I’m a simple hammer. From birth to now, I don’t know what bragging B is. I have always done great things and have integrity. When grandpa Joe came to Guangzhou, he told me that I had a future. I had a scar on my back when I was two years old. They all taught me to smoke and chop people. I’m only two years old, but I have a little impression. I’m telling the truth, and I won’t brag. Really, I stole iron at the age of five, went to ji at the age of seven, chopped people at the age of twelve, and had a 54 pistol at the age of fifteen. At that time, my parents didn’t care much about me. When I was four years old, my dad said: Hammer, if you want to mix, you must be able to endure hardships. If you want to mix, you must be independent. From then on, he only gave me a bag of raccoon instant noodles every day. As everyone knows, a bag of instant noodles every day is definitely not enough. I used to eat plastic bags and cards inside. "
4. Snow on Long Island and Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li-Li Yi Bar is the best writer of novels, and the great god gave me a 550.
"He still yearns for the snow in Long Island and the singing of the birds in pampas Plateau. It took me a long time to know that there was no snow on Long Island. " . Do you feel familiar after reading this passage? Yes, because all kinds of romance novels are imitating this style now. But can you think that this passage actually comes from the most popular novel "Snow on Long Island" by Li Yi?
In addition to Snow on Long Island, Li Yi once had a lot of talented people. For example, he wrote the opening 550 of Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li, which was sought after by many netizens. His novel is a story about a lost woman and a young man. Its connotation shows that some spontaneous and naive things of people are lost while walking on the road of growth. Even if we forcibly pick them up one day and play with them again, we will feel boring. Because there is always an insurmountable gap between ideal and reality.
5, if Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai Neng will feed 3 billion people-the most narcissistic little brother in the ——WOW bar ★ Zhang.
"Please feel inferior to your heart’s content, and don’t mention it with me", "I’m Zhang Buwei, please feel inferior to death quickly", "Even if my brother went to Namco, I hope you don’t do that in the quilt with his photo at night", "Handsome is a belief, and I am a flag flying in the front, which makes those clowns feel ashamed" and "XX is obviously jealous of my brother’s handsomeness. Over the years, there are still many friends who talk about narcissism, and they only take the step of writing these words.
However, after reading his own photos, I believe everyone will feel that where does this little brother’s strong self-confidence come from? However, according to the survey, although my little brother is narcissistic, he is really powerful. It is said that the younger brother is not only the longest-serving bar owners in WOW, but also leads WOW to a new era.
6. The goddess gave a string of 5-layer encrypted Moss passwords, and when they were solved, they dated-HighessC, the most awesome man in the password bar.
Among many bars, the password bar is the most awesome. Here you can see all kinds of super mysterious passwords: digital passwords, Morse passwords, passwords created by cattle themselves, compiling a few hundred-word alphabetic sentence with the shortest possible password, and so on.
Here, HighessC, the most mysterious man in the password bar, was born. At that time, HighessC posted a post saying that he confessed to the goddess, and the other party gave him a string of five-layer encrypted Morse passwords to crack, and only when he cracked it did he promise to go out on a date. He almost thought that his head exploded, but he didn’t crack it. In the end, he could only post for help. As for whether his friends cracked it or not, he didn’t know. So, talented little friend, can you crack this password above?
7, green your girlfriend, don’t tell you who it is-the best god reply to Wangjiang in the history of post bar wang7163115.
In the post bar, there are also many amazing responses from God. For example, a netizen posted that since the little girl who came out to sell matches sold out, one netizen replied, "She became a little girl who came out to sell"; Another netizen posted "Seeing an old man clutching his heart and pointing at a bottle, I decisively threw it into the distance", and a netizen replied with a wide brain "Then turn to the old man and say: Go, bring it back for me" and so on. Are these amazing?
However, compared with the divine reply of Wangjiang Bar wang7163115 in the screenshot above, these divine replies can only be regarded as pediatrics. Please take a closer look. The following reply from God really answered the sentence, "Green your girlfriend, you don’t know yet." . So, don’t bask in happiness in the post bar in the future, because you don’t know whether her ex-boyfriend will see it or not, and I will give you another reply.
8. Accurately predict the accident at Fukushima nuclear power plant in Japan-the best predictor of Emperor’s future in 2012.
In addition to those awesome people above, there is another kind of god in the post bar, that is, the Prophecy Emperor. However, compared with other gods, the prophet has always been looked down upon. Because in the eyes of many people, prophecy is cast by blinding and casting a wide net. If one is right, it will become a god. But who knows if it is wrong?
However, in 2012, the prediction of the future is still worshipped by many netizens. Because he accurately predicted the leakage of Fukushima nuclear power plant in Japan, although the time was a few days away, it was quite accurate. According to himself, the reason why he can predict so accurately is because he has studied the Book of Changes for many years and can observe the astronomical phenomena and stars. As for whether his statement is true or not, it is left to everyone to judge.
After reading so many gods, do friends think Baidu Post Bar is really amazing? In fact, in addition to the above great gods, there are still many great gods who have not written. For example, Yuan Peixiong, who vowed to be admitted to Peking University, only got 200 from the beginning of 2013 and has always adhered to the dream of going to Peking University.
For example, Xiang Li, the god of the army, was crazy and had a high opinion of himself, but he was arrogant. He spent three days and three nights arguing in Li Yi Bar, and finally left, "I’m a fucking piece of shit" and left. After that, the bar friends also used the Xiang of Xiang Li, the military god, to replace the shit, and whenever other bar friends came to this bar, our bar friends would say, "Here comes the noble master, eat this bowl of hot Xiang!" Or "come, give the noble master a ride!" " And so on, and Xiang has slowly become a hot word on the Internet.
Nowadays, these great gods above have gradually faded out of people’s sight after leaving a magical stroke in Baidu Post Bar. But in the future, I believe there will be more great gods appearing in Baidu Post Bar. And they will also become legends on the Internet in their own form.
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